The United States is the only country that celebrates their Independence Day in July, right? Not quite. So does Colombia, Slovakia, Bahamas, Venezuela, Maldives and at least 19 other nations. What does the Queen of PAWNS think of all this declared independence from sovereignty? Here’s what she has to say....

“My beloved good people, it has come to my attention that July is a time of radical liberation all around the world. The actual dates of nations coming into their own rule during the summer month of July ranges from as far back as 1776 to the most recent cessation of South Sudan in 2011. These are indeed exciting times! I would like to take this opportunity to shed light on the matter that some of you, however, are still being unfairly governed even though you live in a country no longer under foreign rule. This is a terrible injustice. I am speaking to the people who operate on the antiquated belief, ‘You get what you pay for,’ as touted by the Kings of Retail. This colloquialism has been used to create misleading rhetoric. It suggests that you must pay top dollar to have quality. Today I cordially announce my domain to be a safe haven for those who seek refuge from paying full retail price on the items that make life fun and beautiful and the tools that make work possible. Today I declare Independence from Full Retail Prices! Thank you and good day.”

Well, there you have it, straight from the Queen. Are you listening, America? It is time to create your own financial freedom and start with your new Independence from Full Retail Prices at the Queen of PAWNS nearest you.